Taika Waititi

"Technology is the best worst thing we've ever invented."

"History proves that smart people were just as foolish as we are."

"Philosophy is asking questions you can't answer while feeling smart."

"Literature survives because it tells truths facts can't."

"Politics is tribal warfare with better costumes."

"War is terrible and occasionally necessary, which is complicated."

"Motivation is a lie. Momentum is what's real."

"Inspiration is just procrastination wearing a better outfit."

"Relationships are why we suffer, which is why we keep doing them."

"Solitude shows you who you really are when no one's watching."

"I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who makes bad decisions and somehow survives them."

"Life is too short to take seriously, especially when you're immortal."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make you do stupid things."

"The best wisdom comes from making the worst mistakes."

"Happiness is finding humor in your own misery."

"Success is just failing until people stop counting your failures."

"Real friendship is when someone knows you're a disaster and sticks around anyway."

"Family is the people who are stuck with you whether they like it or not."

"Hope is for people who haven't seen how things usually turn out."

"Courage is just fear with better marketing."

"Change is the only constant, mostly because nothing stays broken forever."

"Education teaches you what to think, experience teaches you how to survive."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss, and I choose bliss regularly."

"Time is an illusion, especially when you're having fun or dying."

"Truth is subjective, which is great because I'm always right."

"Freedom is just another word for no consequences... yet."

"Peace is boring. War is boring too, but at least people die."

"Nature doesn't care about your plans, which is oddly comforting."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, even if it's rage."

"Science explains everything except why people believe in it so much."