Taika Waititi

"Music is the only universal language, which explains why everyone's taste is terrible."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, like a decent superhero movie."

"Leadership is just yelling louder than everyone else."

"Work is what you do when you run out of better ideas."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of telling you what you can't afford."

"Humor is a defense mechanism that occasionally works."

"Beauty is pain for people who care too much."

"Death is the one thing we're all qualified for."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better intentions."

"Gratitude is remembering to thank the people you've used."

"Creativity is just chaos with a deadline."

"Justice is whatever the person with the biggest weapon decides it is."

"Patience is for people who don't have a better option."

"Kindness is weakness that people respect you for."

"Strength isn't about muscles, it's about showing up despite your flaws."

"Fear is just excitement without the fun."

"Power corrupts, mostly because corruption is pretty fun."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."

"Health is a state of mind, specifically denial."

"Adventure is just running from something with style."

"Imagination is what separates us from rocks, barely."

"Technology breaks eventually, and that's somehow always your fault."

"History repeats because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Philosophy is just organized complaining about existence."

"Literature is what people pretend to understand at parties."

"Politics is choosing between bad and worse every few years."

"War is humanity's way of sorting out disagreements, badly."

"Motivation is just fear with a gym membership."

"Inspiration strikes when you're already too committed to quit."

"Relationships are just two people agreeing to tolerate each other."