The Joker

"We accept the reality we are presented with or die."

"Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveling at its beauty?"

"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder."

"The greatest thing about being me is that I never have to be bored."

"You've always been afraid of me, haven't you?"

"I know Batman's secret. Do you want to know mine?"

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Nothing lasts forever. Why should we?"

"I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm trying to save you."

"In a world where everything means nothing, chaos means everything."

"Your rules are what make you weak."

"Ain't it beautiful? We've got the whole city in our hands."

"I'm like a bad penny—I always turn up."

"Life is a sick joke, and we're all just the punchline."

"Want to know how I got these scars? Let me tell you a story."

"You know what the problem with Gotham is? Rules."

"I don't plan ahead. I react. I adapt."

"Everything makes sense now."

"I'm not afraid of you. Fear is what makes us human."

"The real joke is thinking any of this matters."

"We're not that different, you and I."

"My advice? Give up on hope."

"Introduce some unpredictability into the equation."

"You look like you could use a laugh."

"I believe in having fun."

"Common sense rules the world."

"What happened to the best of us is we stayed sane."

"Do you ever wonder which one of us is the lunatic?"

"I believe in taking life one joke at a time."

"Nobody else is going to care about you. Use that."