The Joker

"Motivation comes from within, from that dark little voice."

"The only real courage is the courage to embrace chaos."

"Change isn't something that happens to you. You ARE the change."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in weak minds."

"Friendship is mutual exploitation dressed up as loyalty."

"Family is an accident of birth, nothing more."

"Hope is for those too weak to face reality."

"I like to think of myself as a gift to this world."

"Rules are just guidelines for the unimaginative."

"Chaos is the natural state of things. Order is the illusion."

"When you realize life's a joke, you finally get the punchline."

"The greatest trick is making people believe they're free."

"I'm not destroying anything. I'm just exposing what was always there."

"They called me insane. I called myself honest."

"Every scar tells a story of someone I've taught."

"I believe in the absolute power of now."

"Genius is just insanity with good timing."

"I don't need a reason. I just need an audience."

"The real villain is the one everyone's rooting for."

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."

"I've seen things that would make you question everything."

"Success is measured in screams per second."

"I'm a work of art myself."

"Science is just magic when you don't understand it."

"Every joke needs a setup and a punchline."

"I'm the only honest man in a city of lies."

"Death is just another joke waiting to be told."

"The beautiful part is when they realize it's too late."

"I've always preferred improv to scripted comedy."

"Freedom is the most dangerous thing you can give a man."