Tracy Jordan

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited."

"Technology is great until it breaks, then it's useless."

"History repeats itself because people don't pay attention."

"Music is the universal language that even dogs don't understand."

"Art is whatever you want it to be, especially if you're selling it."

"Science is just making up theories until one sticks."

"Justice is blind, but I've got 20/20 vision."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Kindness is free, but I usually charge for it."

"Every problem has a solution if you're willing to throw enough money at it."

"The best relationships are the ones where you're both trying and both failing."

"Solitude is just loneliness with better marketing."

"Motivation comes from within, but also from spite."

"Inspiration strikes when you're ready to be struck."

"Peace is not the absence of conflict, it's how you handle it."

"The only constant in life is change, and my shoe size."

"Hope is believing that things will work out when everything points to them not working out."

"Dreams are free, but the path to them costs everything."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you have a bacterial infection."

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% not giving up."

"Failure is just success in slow motion."

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you uncomfortable."

"Freedom isn't free, it costs everything."

"Nature doesn't care about your plans."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Which is worse."

"You can't have everything, so choose what matters most."

"Regret is heavier than any physical weight."

"The people you surround yourself with determine your future."

"Love is complicated, which is why I prefer it simple."

"Your family is your foundation, build it strong."