Tracy Jordan

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except the box is a jet and the chocolates are more jets."

"The key to success is to never give up, unless you're losing, then you should definitely give up."

"I want to go to there."

"Every morning I wake up and make a choice to be great."

"You can't fake being a good person. Well, you can, but eventually people find out."

"Friends are like shoes - you need at least two and they should match."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell the lemonade for a profit."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is reality."

"I tried to be a good husband, but I was too busy being great."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, it's being afraid and doing it anyway, then bragging about it."

"Never trust a skinny chef or a happy person."

"Education is important, but so is knowing when to stop learning and start doing."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations and a good lawyer."

"Time is money, and money is jet skis."

"If you're not failing, you're not trying hard enough. But also, try harder."

"Love is a four-letter word. So is hate. So is pain. So is joys. Wait, that doesn't work."

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. I prefer to call it being consistent."

"Gratitude is not just saying thank you, it's living it every day."

"There's nothing creative about doing what everyone else is doing."

"Peace comes from within. Also from sleeping pills."

"I am a man of faith, and my faith is in myself."

"Leadership isn't about being in charge, it's about taking charge."

"Work hard, play hard, sleep harder."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but my eyes are perfect."

"Death is just like sleeping, except you never wake up and your family cries a lot."

"Strength is not about muscles, it's about the will to keep going."

"Fear is just your mind playing tricks on you. Ignore it and punch it."

"Power is nothing without the love of people around you."

"Health is the most important wealth you can have."

"Adventures are just mistakes that turned out well."