Tracy Jordan

"Sometimes you need solitude to figure out who you really are."

"Life is a journey, not a destination. So enjoy the ride."

"Love is patient, love is kind, love is also sometimes a pain in the neck."

"Wisdom comes from experience, and I got plenty of both."

"Happiness is a choice you make every single morning."

"Success is temporary, but comedy is eternal."

"A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin, mostly thin."

"Family might get on your nerves, but you can't live without them."

"Hope is what keeps us alive when everything else fails."

"Courage is being afraid and doing it anyway."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well embrace it."

"Education is important, but common sense is more important."

"Knowledge is power, and power is... well, power."

"Time flies when you're having fun. It crawls when you're not."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll make you miserable."

"Freedom is the greatest gift you can give yourself."

"Peace is not the absence of conflict. It's the presence of understanding."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems. That's kind of refreshing."

"Art is subjective. What's beautiful to you might be garbage to someone else."

"Science explains the universe. Comedy explains the human condition."

"Music is the universal language. I speak it fluently."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see. Like my acting talent."

"A good leader lifts people up, doesn't push them down."

"Work should be something you love, not something you endure."

"Dreams are free. Making them real costs money and effort."

"Humor is the best medicine. Except for actual medicine."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My eye has good taste."

"Death is the one thing we all have in common. Makes us equal."

"Perseverance separates the winners from the quitters."

"Gratitude opens doors that complaint closes."