Tracy Jordan

"I've been married, divorced, married again. Love is a beautiful disaster."

"Work hard, play hard, live harder. That's the Tracy Jordan way."

"You gotta have faith, even when the world tells you to give up."

"Time waits for no man, so you better make your time count."

"The truth is like a mirror. You can look at it, but sometimes you won't like what you see."

"Freedom ain't free. You gotta work for it every single day."

"Peace comes from within. And also from not watching the news."

"Nature is beautiful, but air conditioning is more beautiful."

"Art is just life with the boring parts taken out."

"Science is dope. Almost as dope as comedy."

"Music makes the world go round. Either that or gravity."

"Leadership is about making tough decisions that people might not understand right away."

"Dreams are what keep us going. Dreams and snacks."

"Beauty fades, but comedy is forever."

"You can't escape death, but you can make the most of life."

"Perseverance is just stubborn optimism with a plan."

"Be grateful for what you got. Tomorrow it might be gone."

"Creativity is the ability to see what everyone else sees and think something different."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm working on it."

"Kindness is free. You should try it sometime."

"Strength is not about physical power. It's about standing up for what you believe in."

"Every person has a story. Mine just happens to be more interesting than yours."

"Technology is amazing until it doesn't work, then you just feel angry at a machine."

"History repeats itself because people don't pay attention the first time."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking. I prefer thinking about donuts."

"Reading is fundamental, but television is also pretty great."

"Politics is like a game of chess, except nobody knows the rules."

"Motivation comes from within, but a good meal helps too."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it. Usually when you're sleeping."

"Relationships are like plants. You gotta water them or they die."