Tracy Jordan

"Literature is important, but my autobiography is the best book ever written."

"Politics is a game, and I'm a champion at games."

"War is never the answer, unless the answer is winning."

"Motivation comes from within, but sometimes it needs a Tracy Jordan boost."

"Inspiration is everywhere if you know where to look. Look at me."

"Relationships are about compromise. You compromise, I win."

"Solitude is just an opportunity to think about how great I am."

"Family is everything, especially when they have money."

"Hope is the thing with feathers. My hope has feathers made of gold."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."

"Love is patient, love is kind. I'm neither, but I'm irresistible."

"The secret to success is simple: be better than everyone else."

"Happiness is a choice. I choose happiness and success, in that order."

"Friendship is based on trust and mutual respect. So I have no friends."

"Family comes first, second, and third. Money comes fourth."

"Hope is for people without a plan. I always have a plan."

"Courage is facing your fears. I don't have fears."

"Change is inevitable. What's not inevitable is doing it better than I do."

"Education teaches you how to think. I was born thinking."

"Knowledge is power. I'm very powerful."

"Time is money. I have both in abundance."

"Truth is relative. My truth is always correct."

"Freedom is doing what you want. I want everything."

"Peace comes from acceptance. I don't accept anything less than perfection."

"Nature teaches us patience. I teach nature lessons."

"Art is expression. I express myself through living."

"Science explains the world. I am unexplainable."

"Music moves the soul. My presence moves the world."

"Faith is believing without proof. People have faith in me for good reason."

"Leadership is influence. I influence everyone around me."