Two-Face

"Music is mathematics for the mathematically ignorant."

"Faith is proof that humans prefer fantasy to fact."

"Leaders are liars who convinced themselves they're telling truth."

"Work is where we spend our lives to avoid thinking about life."

"Dreams vanish the moment you try to hold them."

"Humor is our way of laughing at the void."

"Beauty fades, which proves everything does."

"Death waits patiently for everyone equally."

"Perseverance is just prolonging the inevitable."

"Gratitude is thanking others for distracting us from despair."

"Creativity is controlled madness."

"Justice is revenge dressed in a suit."

"Patience is the art of delaying disappointment."

"Kindness is wasting your resources on the undeserving."

"Real strength is accepting complete helplessness."

"Fear is the only honest emotion."

"Power corrupts slowly, or you weren't powerful enough to begin with."

"Money is something we die trying to protect."

"Health is an illusion maintained by constant effort."

"Adventure is just chaos with a better narrative."

"Imagination lets us practice failure before reality does it for us."

"Technology gives us new ways to fail faster."

"History is written by liars with better publicists."

"Philosophy makes us feel smart about our ignorance."

"Literature is lies so well-written we pay for them."

"Politics is chaos with organized agendas."

"War proves that negotiation failed and violence succeeded."

"Motivation is temporary relief from the reality of existence."

"Inspiration is just luck pretending to be enlightenment."

"Relationships are mutual agreements to ignore each other's flaws."