Two-Face

"Imagination helps us ignore what's actually real."

"Technology is our futile attempt to control the uncontrollable."

"History is a record of luck and coincidence we call causality."

"Philosophy is asking unanswerable questions to avoid real ones."

"Literature is elaborate fiction pretending to be truth."

"Politics is multiple coin flips competing for supremacy."

"War is what happens when two sides can't agree on the odds."

"Motivation is temporary insanity that drives temporary action."

"Inspiration is just luck disguised as epiphany."

"Relationships are mutually agreed delusions about permanence."

"Solitude is the only honest place - alone with pure chance."

"Order is what we call chaos when we don't understand it yet."

"Love makes us vulnerable to the greatest betrayals."

"The wise man knows his wisdom is worthless."

"Happiness requires forgetting that suffering is inevitable."

"Success is just luck followed by the expectation of more luck."

"Friends are people we let hurt us in person rather than remotely."

"Family teaches us our first lesson: trust is dangerous."

"Hope dies last, which is why it's the cruelest."

"The brave man is often just the man too foolish to calculate odds."

"Change is guaranteed, improvement is not."

"Education teaches us to deny what we already know."

"Knowledge is power until you realize power is meaningless."

"Every moment wastes time you can never recover."

"The truth hurts because we prefer comforting lies."

"Freedom is servitude to the consequences of your choices."

"Peace is just the absence of obvious conflict."

"Nature is beautiful right up until it destroys you."

"All art is beautiful until someone explains what it means."

"Science is religion for people who think they're rational."