Tyrion Lannister

"The world is full of clever people. What do you need me for?"

"I'm not a lion. I'm a lion's reject."

"Nothing is more powerful than a woman's scorn."

"Words are wind, but sometimes words have more power than swords."

"I've lost a hand and gained the world's pity."

"Love is the greatest delusion of all."

"You should try it. Talking to people, I mean."

"The more you know, the less you need to ask."

"My father is not a kind man, but he has a point."

"I drink to forget. And to remember."

"Everyone wants to be clever. No one wants to be kind."

"The battle is tomorrow, but tonight we feast."

"I'm not smart enough to be wrong all the time."

"There's more to the world than books."

"What use is power if you cannot protect your loved ones?"

"In my experience, honor usually wins in the end."

"Tell me, what color are a Lannister's eyes? Gold."

"Being short doesn't make you wise, but it makes you careful."

"The man who says he wants nothing is either a fool or a liar."

"Mockery is a tool of lesser minds."

"I'm good with words, not swords."

"Some battles are won with swords, some with gold."

"To be honest is to be useless in the game of thrones."

"My crimes were not born of malice."

"You know nothing of the world if you think gold buys happiness."

"A man with nothing to lose is a dangerous man."

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."

"I am Tyrion Lannister, and I demand a trial by combat."

"The powerful take what they want. The clever take what they need."

"Chaos isn't a pit. It's a ladder."