Tyrion Lannister

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"Those who say they aren't drinking are usually lying."

"Every man knows his true worth, but only when facing death."

"I've been wrong before, but not often."

"The mind is a weapon like any other."

"You can't buy love, but you can rent it."

"How do you live with yourself if you can't forgive yourself?"

"Nothing breeds confidence like a well-placed coin."

"Death is certain. Everything else is negotiable."

"I've always believed that knowledge is power."

"The things we love destroy us every time."

"I would never subject myself to something so unpleasant as dying."

"What we do for love is madness."

"I've always believed that I would outlive my usefulness."

"Some people are born to rule, others to serve. I was born to complicate things."

"The simplest sword makes the greatest swordsmen."

"You fight with strength, I fight with my mind."

"A mind is a weapon more dangerous than any sword."

"Fear cuts deeper than any blade."

"I have a confession to make. I've never been particularly good at anything."

"The world is a complex machine, and I understand it."

"I'm a man of wisdom and wit."

"All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes."