Vizzini

"Surely you don't think I'm foolish enough to fall for a poisoner's trick."

"The Battle of Wits between you and me."

"As the latest investment, they can only gain in value."

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

"Inconceivable!"

"The cliffs of insanity!"

"Inconceivable!"

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"You mock my pain!"

"He's more of a liar than a thief."

"Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Satisfying my blood lust!"

"The cliffs of Insanity! No one's ever survived them."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Inconceivable!"

"Fezzik, tear his arms off."

"Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

"The cliffs of insanity!"

"What have we here? Rodents of unusual size?"

"Inconceivable!"

"The most important thing is to have a good time. But if you can do that and make money, it's even better."

"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"

"Why do you ask so many questions?"

"You mock my pain!"

"Have the preceding walls been washed recently?"

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"The boy obviously has deep personal problems."

"There is too much at stake for games."

"Do not mistake my curtness for rudeness."

"The Cliffs of Insanity are unclimbable."