Waylon Smithers

"A sharp mind and a sharper suit—these are life's essentials."

"Emotions are counterproductive in the professional sphere."

"I've made peace with my lonely existence."

"Advancement requires unwavering commitment to your superior."

"Personal desires are secondary to professional obligations."

"I find strength in knowing my place in the hierarchy."

"Compliance with authority ensures a stable and orderly life."

"I measure success by my proximity to power."

"A life of service to others is a noble life."

"I've learned that hope lies in making oneself useful."

"The key to happiness is low expectations and high standards for others."

"I believe in the power of a firm handshake and firm resolve."

"Ambition without discipline is merely recklessness."

"I've never regretted a single choice I've made for my career."

"The truth is that duty fulfills in ways personal happiness never could."

"I am proof that dedication eventually bears fruit."

"One must learn to accept one's station with grace."

"Innovation means improving how you serve your superiors."

"I've built a life on the foundation of absolute reliability."

"Weakness is the inability to suppress one's personal needs."

"I take comfort in knowing exactly where I stand."

"The universe rewards those who ask for nothing but approval."

"I am a man of principle—my principle is service."

"Life teaches you that some dreams are better left undreamed."

"I've discovered that purpose comes from surrendering your will to another's."

"The path to peace is paved with unwavering devotion."

"I do not fear failure because I never attempt anything independently."

"True strength is knowing when to step aside for your superior."

"I've learned that love of a job is far superior to love of a person."

"The greatest freedom is having no choices to make."