Wile E. Coyote

"Fear teaches caution, but not wisdom"

"Power is the ability to try one more time"

"Money makes the plan possible"

"Health recovers, but pride takes longer"

"Adventure is spelled D-A-N-G-E-R"

"Imagination makes the impossible seem likely"

"Technology is either brilliant or catastrophic"

"History repeats itself, especially in the desert"

"Philosophy questions what we know"

"Literature teaches us we're not alone in failure"

"Life is the ultimate teacher"

"Love is the greatest motivator of all"

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... and again... and again."

"A superior intellect is no match for a determined spirit and an Acme catalog."

"The only thing standing between me and success is that blasted roadrunner."

"I have a plan. Well, I have several plans. They all end the same way."

"Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% Acme product failures."

"One must never give up on one's dreams, no matter how improbable."

"The pursuit itself is more noble than the capture."

"Every day is a new opportunity to improve my techniques."

"Beauty lies in the elaborate trap, not just the prize."

"I am patient. I am methodical. I am hungry."

"Science and determination shall prevail."

"The mind is willing, but the Acme products are weak."

"In the face of repeated failure, one must find hope."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but pursuing the roadrunner anyway."

"Change is inevitable, but my strategy is eternal."

"A true artist appreciates the canvas of the desert."

"Music to my ears would be the sound of success."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking and quality equipment."