Wile E. Coyote

"The greatest wisdom is knowing when to order from Acme."

"I am not beaten; I am merely regrouping."

"Dreams deferred are dreams with potential for greater success."

"Philosophy teaches that the mind must triumph over circumstance."

"Each attempt teaches me what not to do next time."

"The beauty of a perfect plan is its elegant simplicity."

"Patience is the virtue of the victor."

"Science explains the why; determination provides the how."

"My strength is renewed with each new Acme catalog."

"Hope springs eternal in the heart of a determined coyote."

"Courage is spelled c-o-y-o-t-e."

"To change tactics is not to surrender; it is to evolve."

"I recognize beauty in the complexity of my own devices."

"Music is the rhythm of pursuit and the melody of determination."

"Faith in myself never wavers, though circumstances often do."

"A true leader leads by example and by contraption."

"Work ethic is measured in TNT and elbow grease."

"Freedom means choosing the method of one's own pursuit."

"Peace is found not in rest, but in action."

"Nature provides the stage; I provide the spectacle."

"Literature could not capture my noble struggles."

"Money is merely a means to purchase better mouse traps... or roadrunner traps."

"Health matters less than the health of my ambitions."

"Adventure is my destiny; the desert is my domain."

"Imagination turns the impossible into merely the improbable."

"Technology evolves; my determination never shall."

"History will canonize my efforts for future generations."

"Motivation is not required when you are truly hungry."

"Inspire yourself daily with a new plan and fresh determination."

"Solitude sharpens the mind and hones the hunting instinct."