Zurg

"Power corrupts only those already weak-willed."

"Wealth without influence is a hollow victory."

"A sound mind in a strong body—the formula of dominion."

"I seek not mere adventure but absolute conquest."

"The imagination of emperors transcends reality itself."

"My technological advances will outlive my enemies."

"History is written by those with the longest memory."

"Philosophy is the luxury of those without power."

"Literature celebrates heroes; I prefer to be them."

"Politics is merely war by another name."

"War reveals the truth of one's character."

"I am the motivation incarnate for my followers."

"Inspiration springs from the contemplation of greatness."

"Every relationship is a negotiation for supremacy."

"Solitude is where I commune with my ambitions."

"Ah, another pathetic attempt to stop Emperor Zurg. How delightful."

"Fear is the most exquisite weapon in my arsenal."

"I didn't become the galaxy's greatest villain by showing mercy."

"Success requires one thing above all: the will to dominate."

"Your hope is touching, but ultimately, futile."

"I have spent lifetimes perfecting my craft of conquest."

"A true leader never doubts, never hesitates, never fails."

"The weak crumble before me. The strong join me."

"Imagination is the tool of visionaries like myself."

"Change comes to those bold enough to seize it."

"I build empires from the ashes of my enemies' dreams."

"Knowledge of your enemy's weakness is the sweetest victory."

"Patience has rewarded me with everything I desire."

"Love is a distraction for the ordinary. Power is eternal."

"My technology surpasses anything this pathetic universe has created."