Zurg

"Politics is a game for lesser minds. I deal in absolutes."

"Every technological marvel I create surpasses the last."

"My education came from studying the universe's greatest minds."

"Wisdom is knowing exactly when to strike."

"Happiness is a concept for the powerless masses."

"Family ties are chains I cast off long ago."

"Your kindness will be your undoing."

"I do not negotiate. I demand and receive."

"Life's purpose is clear to those with vision: supremacy."

"Every failure of yours strengthens my resolve further."

"Dreams without action are merely distractions."

"I have turned patience into an art form of conquest."

"Your courage is admirable but ultimately insufficient."

"Change comes swiftly when Zurg demands it."

"Knowledge is power, and I am infinitely powerful."

"I shape the future with technology and ambition."

"Truth is whatever I decree it to be."

"Freedom is a luxury only I deserve."

"Peace will come when I rule all existence."

"Nature itself trembles before my schemes."

"Art serves only to glorify my magnificence."

"Science bends to my superior intellect."

"My music is the sound of inevitable conquest."

"Faith in yourself is replaced by faith in my supremacy."

"Leadership means never being questioned."

"Work is the tribute lesser beings pay me."

"Dreams of glory pale beside my reality."

"Humor fades when one realizes my superiority."

"Beauty cannot compare to the elegance of my plans."

"Death is merely another challenge to overcome."