Zurg

"I persevere because mediocrity is impossible for me."

"Gratitude implies debt. I owe nothing."

"Creativity is my greatest weapon against monotony."

"Justice is defined by those in power. That's me."

"Strength is earned through unwavering ambition."

"My fear of failure drives me to perfection."

"Power is the only currency that truly matters."

"Money means nothing compared to absolute control."

"My health ensures centuries of continued dominion."

"Adventure is beneath me. Conquest is my true pursuit."

"Imagination fuels the greatest villainies."

"History will bow before the era of Zurg."

"Philosophy bows before the force of superior will."

"Literature cannot capture my legendary deeds."

"Politics is simple when you have ultimate power."

"War is my natural state. Peace is my prisoner."

"Motivation comes from knowing I am destined to rule."

"Inspiration strikes when I choose to inspire fear."

"Relationships exist solely to serve my purposes."

"Solitude allows me to perfect my dark designs."

"Education taught me how to rule all others."

"Wisdom is understanding that I am always right."

"Happiness is winning. Winning is everything."

"Love is weakness I have successfully eliminated."

"Life exists so that I may dominate it."

"Evil is my business, and business is good."

"A villain's greatest asset is patience in the shadows."

"Why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinarily evil?"

"Fear is the most delicious emotion to cultivate."

"I didn't become the master of evil by being kind."