Zurg

"I have faith only in myself and my abilities."

"A true leader inspires fear and absolute obedience."

"Work is for those without the cunning to rule."

"Humor is a weapon when wielded by the intelligent."

"Death is merely a transition I have not yet calculated."

"Gratitude is a sign of weakness in this world."

"Creativity in villainy surpasses all other art forms."

"Justice is decided by those with the greatest power."

"Kindness is a luxury for those already secure in their position."

"My strength comes from years of calculated discipline."

"Hope is what I destroy in my enemies most efficiently."

"Family is a weakness I exploited long ago."

"Love is a tool, nothing more, nothing less."

"Life is a chess game, and I am the master player."

"Education without ambition is merely academic exercise."

"Nature bends to those with sufficient will."

"Music, like all things, should serve my grand design."

"My patience has been rewarded with dominion eternal."

"I respect only those who dare to challenge me."

"The greatest victories come to those who never surrender."

"Evil is not born; it is perfected through experience."

"Fear keeps the masses docile and obedient."

"I have built empires from the ashes of mediocrity."

"Wisdom comes from understanding human weakness."

"A villain's greatest strength is his unpredictability."

"Time works for those patient enough to let it."

"Dreams are merely the first step toward conquest."

"Every friendship is a transaction waiting to be exploited."

"Courage without cunning is simply recklessness."

"Change is the only constant in the villain's handbook."