Quote by Titus Andromedon

"I'm a sexual dynamo, and I'm coming out of retirement!"

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes or date boring men."

"I've been to Broadway, and I've been to jail. Broadway was scarier."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you a third act, make art."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."