Quote by Titus Andromedon

"I'm a sexual dynamo, and I'm coming out of retirement!"

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes or date boring men."

"I've been to Broadway, and I've been to jail. Broadway was scarier."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you a third act, make art."

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."