Quote by Jacqueline White
"Music is wonderful, as long as it's being played by someone I'm paying."
"Music is wonderful, as long as it's being played by someone I'm paying."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."
"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."
"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."
"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"