Quote by Jacqueline White
"Technology is wonderful as long as it improves my appearance or my bank account."
"Technology is wonderful as long as it improves my appearance or my bank account."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."
"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."
"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."
"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"