Quote by Jacqueline White
"I've never understood why people save money. Spend it before your exes do."
"I've never understood why people save money. Spend it before your exes do."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."
"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."
"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."
"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"