Quote by Jacqueline White
"Love is just chemistry, which I've outsourced to better biochemists."
More from Jacqueline White
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."
"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."
"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."
"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"