Quote by Jacqueline White

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."

"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."

"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."

"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"

"We're not just after treasure. We're preserving history."

"The mind is humanity's greatest tool."

"A tidy room reflects a tidy mind."

"You can learn a lot about a person by how they keep their space."