Quote by Jacqueline White

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."

"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."

"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."

"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."