Quote by Jacqueline White

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."

"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."

"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."

"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"

"Nature teaches us about beauty."

"Nature teaches us patience and wisdom"

"Sometimes it snows in April."

"Every town has a soul, and Twin Peaks has a troubled one."