Quote by Titus Andromedon

"I'm a sexual dynamo, and I'm coming out of retirement!"

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes or date boring men."

"I've been to Broadway, and I've been to jail. Broadway was scarier."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you a third act, make art."

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."