Quote by Titus Andromedon

"I'm a sexual dynamo, and I'm coming out of retirement!"

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes or date boring men."

"I've been to Broadway, and I've been to jail. Broadway was scarier."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you a third act, make art."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"