Quote by Mr. D (Dionysus)

"I am Dionysus. I am the god of wine, revelry, and theater."

"You may have noticed that I am not exactly thrilled to be here."

"I could turn you into a dolphin. Wouldn't that be nice?"

"The gods are not as absent as you might think."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."