Quote by Chaplain Tappman

"There is nothing funny about this."

"As Corbett would say, the real problem is that no one takes the Bible seriously anymore."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"The world is crazy and we're the only sane people in it."

"Perseverance is the key to success."

"Don't give up on what you believe in."

"I've been through worse."

"You learn to live with the pain."