Quote by Jeff Winger

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of my own farts."

"You're all idiots for trusting me."

"I'm like a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert."

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."