Quote by Jeff Winger

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of my own farts."

"You're all idiots for trusting me."

"I'm like a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert."

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."