Quote by Jeff Winger

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of my own farts."

"You're all idiots for trusting me."

"I'm like a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert."

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"