Quote by Mort Goldman

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my imagination."

"You know, relationships are all about communication... and by that I mean avoiding it."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."

"I've learned that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."