Quote by Mort Goldman
"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."
More from Mort Goldman
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my imagination."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of them and now I'm in debt."
"You know, relationships are all about communication... and by that I mean avoiding it."
"I've learned that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you forget you're unhappy."