Quote by Mort Goldman

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my imagination."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of them and now I'm in debt."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."

"I've learned that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."