Quote by Toby Flenderson

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"As the corporate representative, I have to say that we have the utmost respect for the people."

"You know, I've been a temp for so long, I forgot what it was like to have dental insurance."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."