Quote by Toby Flenderson

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"As the corporate representative, I have to say that we have the utmost respect for the people."

"You know, I've been a temp for so long, I forgot what it was like to have dental insurance."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"