That's the story of my life right there. - George Costanza

"That's the story of my life right there."

George Costanza Humor

More from George Costanza

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."