The jerk store called, and they're all out of you. - George Costanza

"The jerk store called, and they're all out of you."

George Costanza Humor

More from George Costanza

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."