The life expectancy for my father is slim to none. - George Costanza

"The life expectancy for my father is slim to none."

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"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."