If I ever get married, my wife and I are going to have a lot... - George Costanza

"If I ever get married, my wife and I are going to have a lot of sex."

George Costanza Relationships

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"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."