A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Samantha Jones

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

Samantha Jones

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"I'm fabulous, darling. It's not bragging if it's true."

"I don't believe in marriage. I believe in divorce."

"The fact that you're unhappy doesn't make you interesting."

"I'm successful, I'm powerful, I'm rich. And I'm alone."