Love? That's for people who haven't met me yet. - Samantha Jones

"Love? That's for people who haven't met me yet."

Samantha Jones Humor

More from Samantha Jones

"I'm fabulous, darling. It's not bragging if it's true."

"I don't believe in marriage. I believe in divorce."

"The fact that you're unhappy doesn't make you interesting."

"I'm successful, I'm powerful, I'm rich. And I'm alone."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."