Men are just like plants. You have to water them, feed them,... - Samantha Jones

"Men are just like plants. You have to water them, feed them, and make sure they get enough light."

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"I'm fabulous, darling. It's not bragging if it's true."

"I don't believe in marriage. I believe in divorce."

"The fact that you're unhappy doesn't make you interesting."

"I'm successful, I'm powerful, I'm rich. And I'm alone."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."