Who said "My wife left me, my kids don't respect me, and I'm a failure."?

This quote is attributed to Jerry Gergich.

My wife left me, my kids don't respect me, and I'm a failure... - Jerry Gergich

"My wife left me, my kids don't respect me, and I'm a failure."

Jerry Gergich Family

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

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"I'm worried what you just heard was, give up. What I said was, give all."

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